Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Self-important drunk driver and propagator of the worst music ever. With bad hair.
Noel Gallagher Called the Guardian "spotty Herberts"; said hip-hop didn't belong at Glastonbury. Douche.
Nicolas Sarkozy Good God, man, will you put her away just for a second?
Sarah Palin's advisors "What you need to do, Sarah, to communicate your folksy down-home attributes, is wink a lot. The world will love it."
Mattel Games You took away our Scrabulous. For this, you must surely die.
The 'hopper' in The Wire who shot Omar How could you do it? HOW COULD YOU? You ruined everything!
Everyone on Eggheads Oh, just answer the questions instead of giving us a detailed etymology of the answer, you douchenerds.
Madonna Nobody judges you for getting divorced. But using your mega-concerts to have a pop at your ex … It's just MEAN.
A banker Any banker. Any banker at all.
Soulja Boy For doing a shout out to "the slave masters! Because without them we'd still be in Africa." Eek!
Timmy Mallett Although to be fair we didn't need a TV show to tell us that.
Andrew Sachs Well it got the BBC a lot of publicity, let's see if it works for the Guide.
I've got to confess that I don't recognize a few of those names. It is a British publication after all but the douchebags who's names I do recognize seem to be on the right list. What do you think?